[Editor’s Note: This is one of my favorite Fails of all time. I laugh so hard every time I look at that broccoli bear’s creepy face.]
Pin Reaper: Lee Jackson
What I Did: I actually placed the first image on Facebook cheekily pretending I had made it on a holiday weekend and everyone was very impressed. I then thought ‘I can duplicate this, how hard can it be ?’ I decided I would use what I had it my ‘store cupboard’ and fridge (spoken like a true Pinterester) and gathered items to make a cute bear head. Putting aside the omelette going stone cold while you bugger about creating a face I don’t think broccoli was entirely the best choice for a fur texture and teaming it with pine nuts gave the whole creation a strong ‘rotting, nerd, zombie, psycho bear’ vibe. Not so much ‘arrrrah, how cute’ and more ‘ARRRRRAAHHH WHAT THE F*** IS THAT?’
Next Time I Will: What would I do differently? Just eat the food.