22 Sep

Fail: Tot Waffles

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Pin Reaper: AlisonMaeHinch

Twitter: alisonmaehinch

Original Inspiration: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/249879479299077676/

pinterest fail tater tot waffles inspiration

What I Did: Well i followed the directions and i could not get the tater- tot waffle out of the iron to save my life. It was a mess. But it tasted wonderful and my kids loved them.

My Result:

pinterest fail tater tot waffles result

Next Time I Will: I think it needs a yummy binder like eggs and bacon.

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19 Sep

Fail: Spiderweb Pizza

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Pin Reaper: Taraflem

Original Inspiration: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/229120699766142740/ via http://kidpartyfoodideas.com/category/holiday-party-foods/halloween/

pinterest fail spiderweb pizza inspiration

What I Did: My 4 year old daughter REALLY wanted to make these, so much so that she took my shopping list and wrote “spiderweb pizza” on it (no easy task, as she can’t spell and isn’t sure how to make all her letters. For example: “what comes after E?” “R.” “how do you make an R?” Like a P but with a kick-out” “How do you make a P again?” etc.) Thus begins the saga…

At Shop Rite I decided that the Boboli ready-made pizza crust is just too easy, so I buy the little baggy of dough, and pizza sauce, and string cheese (to rip up into skinny strings to make the web), and colossal black olives (to make the spider).

Dough time! Both kids want to make their own, so I rip the dough in half (“I want that half!!” “Why does she get that piece??”) and I tell them to stretch it out on the flour-covered counter until it’s a pizza shape. No easy task, apparently. The dough is like Silly Putty or something. My son is stretching it out as far as it’ll go, then lets go, and ZOOP! it’s back to its original ball shape. Tricky. Meanwhile, my daughter is alternately licking bits of dough off her hands, patting the flour pile on the floor, eating the string cheese, dropping string cheese on the floor, stepping on it, eating it anyway, rubbing her hands back in her dough, etc. Yuck.

At this point my son decides this is no fun, and would like me to do the sauce, cheese, and olive spider, “but I get to eat it all, right Mommy?” My daughter- no such luck. She’s in it for the long haul. Next comes sauce! She needs to use a certain measuring spoon that came in her “pizza making kit” (a birthday party favor) and proceeds to stuff the big tablespoon into the tiny jar, glopping the sauce everywhere- shirt, counter, face, floor (which gets on socks, which makes sauce prints all over the kitchen, along with the string cheese and flour piles). And again, she’s licking fingers and touching everything. Then cheese- the object is to tear apart the string cheese into lots of skinny pieces which you put on the pizza in a lovely spiderweb shape- concentric circles with connecting lines. She eats half, then dumps the other half onto about 1/3 of her pizza in a big clump. “Done Mommy!” Hmmm… ok, I leave it alone and figure I’ll do my son’s pizza and then at least one will look like the magazine.

Then the phone rings. It’s a long call and I can’t hang up, during which I’m trying to finish the web, my son starts his homework which involves adding up dice and requires two players, so “MOMMY!! IT’S YOUR TURN!!”, then the cell phone rings, I try to ignore it (as now I’m attempting to slice olives into skinny, skinny pieces in order to get eight legs to fit on the olive spider) but my daughter answers my cell and runs back to the kitchen with it, falls into something and starts to cry. So now- two active phone calls, crying daughter, son needing a dice game partner, already 7 pm, raw pizzas, and very messy kitchen. Deep breath.

I hang up both phones, console my daughter, put pizza in the oven, play the dice game, sweep, wipe, straighten, and send her to put on clothes without sauce. Ahhh… quieter now, almost done… how many more minutes?? Check timer. Timer? CRAP! Didn’t set the timer!! GAAAA!!! Burnt, blackened pizza!! (Me: “It’ll taste just like Cheez-Its!” D: “I do NOT want to eat that!” S: “Can’t we just eat the leftover pizza from A’Mangiare?”) Ah, yes… leftover pizza from A’Mangiare. That would’ve been a lot simpler…

PS- The kids ate the leftover GOOD pizza, and I had the crappy, burnt, dirty-finger, doughy, nasty pizza that they made. With a well-deserved glass of wine.

My Result:

pinterest fail spiderweb pizza result

Next Time I Will: -buy Boboli, leave kids out of the kitchen and order more pizza from A’Mangiare

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18 Sep

User Error: Magic Balloon Treats

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Pin Reaper: Emsharon

Original Inspiration: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/0d/0a/33/0d0a33e329aaa1414b34c0de86e6d895.jpg

pinterest fail magic balloon treats inspiration

What I Did: My co-worker and I wanted to make these yarn eggs, minus the candy inside, to use as decorations around the office. We made them in the afternoon, guessing on the glue to water ratio and crossed our fingers as we left for the night.

My Result:

pinterest fail magic balloon treats result

Next Time I Will: I think if I try this again, I will use a measuring spoon and get a 1:1 ratio of glue to water. I’d also try to hanging the balloon up so that the newspaper wouldn’t stick to the yarn – or use wax paper.

 

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17 Sep

Win: Colored Ice

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Pin Reaper: J Thomas

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Original Inspiration: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/212091463672463600/ via http://www.kidskubby.com/5-fun-ideas-using-ice/2/

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What I Did: Since we were having an epic winter in IL – I decided that we could try this. With several days of below zero w/windchill – I figured there was no way this wouldn’t freeze all the way. Only problem was – the only balloons I had were ones that had little LED lights in them (yeah – I love glow/light up stuff!). So I put in the water w/food coloring and left them out. Ended up a bit lopsided, but looked amazing! Added bonus – the LED lights totally glowed at night for around 2 weeks (freaked out my neighbors a bit too!).

My Result:

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Next Time I Will: I would use larger balloons and stretch them out really well before I did it. Food coloring & water were spattered everywhere. And I’d definitely wear an apron…

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16 Sep

User Error: Lazy Strawberry Cinnamon Rolls

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Pin Reaper: LadyClare

Original Inspiration: http://www.pinterest.com/pin/398287160767737636/ via http://www.grandbaby-cakes.com/2014/01/lazy-strawberry-cinnamon-rolls/

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What I Did: I’ve had a lot of Pinterest wins, so it was about time that I had such a magnificent, user-error fail. The recipe that I decided to try was called “Lazy Strawberry Cinnamon Rolls.” I guess I thought that the word “lazy” in the title meant that this was going to be a quick and easy recipe—I very shortly discovered the truth.

I chose this recipe because I already had all of the ingredients, including some already sliced up strawberries that were beginning to go soft in the refrigerator. The aforementioned beginning-to-go-soft strawberries were chiefly why I decided to attempt this. Anyway, I gathered my ingredients, when I realized that the recipe called for seamless crescent roll dough (or frozen puff pastry, but I have no freaking clue what that is). I only had the normal, seamed crescent roll dough—y’know, like for pigs in a blanket—but I decided to try it anyway, because I was far too lazy to run out to the grocery store for just one item.

It started out promising enough. I rolled out my seamed crescent roll dough, and carefully pinched any holes in the seams together. The melted butter, strawberry jam, and strawberries spread on the dough nicely, and with the cinnamon sprinkled on top, it smelled heavenly. The problem started when I had to roll the pastry up—the dough had gotten rather sticky, and my pinched-together seams were starting to split again. I managed to hoist my mess onto the baking sheet, and hastily patched up the holes with a second roll of the cursed seamed crescent roll dough. The recipe then required the roll to be cut into slices, but I didn’t trust the insides not to seep to the outsides, so I let it go.

I threw together the icing, blithely believing that my roll was going to turn out somewhat resembling the picture. But when my timer beeped and I opened up the oven door, I had to laugh. The hot jam was oozing out of the sides of my flat “roll,” looking a lot like blood. I knew no good would come of attempting to flip the horrid pastry with a spatula, so I managed to cover it with a second baking sheet and flipped it over. I had to laugh again—the underside was worse than the top! The bottom part of the pastry stuck to the pan, leaving a gaping hole. I then decided that my family was going to eat this puppy open-face style, and drizzled the icing atop the strawberry goop. Horribly, horribly disfigured… but so delicious!

Moral of the story: never try to wing a recipe you’ve never tried before!

My Result:

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Next Time I Will: I might attempt this again in the distant future, but only after I’ve found “frozen puff pastry,” or seamless crescent roll dough!

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